Cats At Christmas

If you've never pulled some tinsel Out of your cat's butt Or cleaned up after "Fluffy" Eats the poinsetta and throws up Surely, you've redecorated After "Fluffy" climbs the tree You hear it smash into the floor In the morning, about three You've used wire to support it Keep it straight, that is your goal To "Fluffy" it's her present It's her brand new scratching pole When the tree has got no water But, the cat just has to pee You have to fill the bowl again Beneath the dying tree You kick ornaments around the room And find out that they're glass Because "Fluffy" had to play with them So, you kick her in the ass It's a Family Christmas Ritual If you're the owner of a cat You can't decorate and leave it She won't have none of that Christmas is the season For cats to drive you mad And give you Christmas memories You wish you never had So, if you've never seen the tinsel That the cat ate just last night You can see it just below her tail If the light just hits it right This is why I have a dog.... Date December 27 2018 Contest Pets at Christmas Sponsor Dear Heart