Cat Facts

Cat Facts Cats have been known to bark at night in Indonesia People there don’t like them and find them pretentious For insomnia cats count lives, 9 if I’m not mistaken If you throw cats from airplanes they won’t die Provided the planes are parked on runways And the cats are tossed, ever so gently, like Frisbees Little kittens don’t get breast augmentations Implants can be dangerous and costly They are too young and parents won’t approve And none of them have pockets Cats prey at night. Mice pray also For cannibals in Indonesia and peace in the Middle East They pray for cats to run away and play with birds If a cat is thrown hard, off a very high building Say, into the ocean, will it fly or die? Reliable sources say don’t try. We don’t know why If you want to continue with your marriage Keep your kiddie low and dry Though cats can swim they prefer a sauna and a lunch Preferably fresh milk, fish, then sleeping on the lawn Cats don’t need money for their food Again, they don't have pockets Humans do everything for free They love their cats, because cats are actually in charge Cats don’t get sunburns in Florida They hide under cars and trees And are not as dumb as you might think Cats get their way, by saying just one word, ..…Meow In Indonesia they bark