Cat Does Not Like the New Baby

Smug Cat was excited to be alone in her hot human's house. She could hear whatever she needed to hear, including a mouse. There was a gentle rain outside, which made her happier yet. She was the luckiest non-human today the most joyful pet! She commandeered the house, it was hers to do as she wished. Heard some wipers outside, they made melodies as they swished. Her eyes began to close, and she relaxed onto her queenly bed. She had not had this kind of relaxation since the announcement was read. It is a boy! Hooray! Hooray! A baby boy born today! She did not like this new kid, he always got in her way. He got served first, and his milk looked better. He was always snuggling into mommy’s sweater. A car door slammed. They were back! She was now again on the “look at this cute baby” track!