Cat a Log

The question has to be this. Is a meow a cow? Q1…...................A Catalogue? Well what can one say? Really all that? How can I possibly make it under the word count? So many pages and items itemised mean that descriptions decipher coded callings Well presumabley it would begin with an attempt to identify the word catalogue So begin by pulling the word out in a concertinaed fashion And that make what? Cat a log Always ignore and be very ignorant of a U and and E for a U and an E together are simply way too much of a headache and a sight to understand Particularly if attempting a headstand on top of a big wheel at a fun fair So a cat on a log could have many pages: i. A large head. This page is filled with many items including fur and eyes and comes with free ears as a special introductory offer ii. Paw page. Claws are optional although customers can opt to buy retractable paws or paws that can pull out. The pull out paws are the most popular. iii. This is the page of the upper body. So details several fur options. As with the fur options of page one it is possible to have log or short fur styles and colours are of all hue including rainbow coloured varieties. iv. This is the middle section where customers can choose from a selection of sizes depending upon availability. And of course fur selection. And a range of colours too. v. This is the back end of the cat so customers can choose a tail. Sometimes it is possible to request no tail particularly if the customer is from the Island of Mann. There is an absence of a tail upon that isle. Again it is possible to select the type of fur. And of course colours. vi. The final section is the type of log. A wide selection of trees are available. Plus it is possible for customers to create their own log from a tree using an app called 'treenamer'. This clever app offers a beautiful range of wood from worldwide and cosmological locations. vii. This is the index page. And so that is a catalogue explained. It is far harder to outline A catamaran A cat o nine tails A cat nap A cat kin............and how many more times? When a pin becomes a paw it is time for the scratch of the posts. Z Otocolobus manul Z at 44 claws to 9 whiskers X