Can'T Repeat the Cheat

I cheated on my wife once
while playing Monopoly;
I paid enough to buy two houses
but then I put up three.
I felt so bad about what I did
I confessed at the end of the day;
and swore I would never do it again
because I hated feeling that way.

Once I was in a golf tournament
and forgot to count a penalty stroke
after I moved my ball a little bit
to get out from behind an oak.
When we tallied the score at the end of the round
I disqualified myself;
it wouldn’t be right having the winner’s cup
displayed upon my shelf.

When doing my taxes at the end of the year
I didn’t have all my receipts;
so I couldn’t take all my deductibles
without feeling like a cheat.
I guess some people can and some people can’t -
I am the latter of those two.
Cheating tears me all up inside;
what does it do to you?



Written for the Cheating Contest - but posted too late - darn!

Copyright © | Year Posted 2011



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Date: 11/1/2011 3:45:00 PM
Ha! Ha! Ha!, this is great.
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Date: 11/1/2011 3:33:00 PM
great poem! you may have missed the contest, but i hope you get a lot of people reading it. as a fellow rhymer, i really appreciate the wonderful flow of your poems and the consistent rhyme scheme.
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