Burp, Fart, and Spit

I have goals in life
There aren't the same as yours

I'm gonna learn to Burp, fart, and spit
So I can play in my kids wars

I practice all the time
These things I can't achieve

I can't roll my tongue either
I'm defective I believe

The kids keep trying
We practice left and right

I gotta learn to use chop sticks too
My family is a tough fight

Better get to it
I'm getting old

I have goals in life
You have been told
Copyright © | Year Posted 2007

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