Bring Your Gun

Coming to the city? Bring your gun So you can shoot at anyone! Target practice is such fun; No laws will you be bending. All those rules you used to shun Have been rescinded; they are done! Lawsuits have been filed and won To honor those amending. Bearing arms makes bad guys run; You’ll protect your wife and son. Don’t believe what some have spun; You’ll mostly be defending. In New York, now everyone Beneath the moon or in the sun Can carry through the streets a gun Since sanity is ending.