Books Galore

I went to the Frankfurt Book Fair the other day. It was mind-boggling.. Books! There were fat books, thin books, White books, black books, tawny books, Paperbacks, hardbacks, beautifully bound books, Pure books, lax books, learned books, lay books, Plain books, books of many colours, Books on every subject under the sun, Not to mention other books on Distant galaxies, pulsars, quasars, black holes, Books on any theme you can think of, Or on themes you can’t even pronounce, from: Art to Arthropods, Bees to Biochemistry, Cats to Catastrophes Drugs to Decadence, Energy to Ergonomics, French Cooking to Frescos, Guns to Gout, History to Hippopotami, Internal Medicine to Icebergs, Julius Caesar to Justification, Kulturkampf to Kinetics Lace to Logogriphs, Man to Manchuria, Nietzsche to Nonsense Rhymes, Opera to Ophthalmoscopes, Poodles to Pollution, Quantum Mechanics to Queen Victoria, Russell to Rabbits, Shaw to Shingles, Tao to Torts, Urdu to Ultimatums, Virgil to Vivisection, Whales to Witchcraft, X-rays to Xylographs, Yoga to Youth Hostels, Zen to Zola,.. By closing-time my legs were giving out. A voice, it seemed, was saying: “Of more than is taught by these, my son, take care. Of making many books there is no end, And much study is weariness of the flesh.” I don’t know about making them, I thought, As I commenced my get-away from the Penguin stand, But it takes something of an athlete just to glance at them. I felt crushed, not only by the crowds but also by the weight of my appalling ignorance.