Blue Stripe To Shy To Ask Whitey Out

Blue Stripe was in love with the fortune-telling albino cat. Today it was raining so hard, he ran out without his hat. He wanted to make sure she knew he was “all of that.” Whitey saw him arriving. She said, “that man’s phat!” They met in the middle; she was holding a scarf so fine. I wish she liked me, he thought. I would ask her to be mine. Another kitty out in the rain began to meow and whine. They ran to help out the baby cat, name B.G. Clementine. Blue Stripe felt tongue-twisted in front of this beauty. Whitey figured this out and said, “You are a cutie.” Blue Stripe almost asked her out but lost his nerve. “Why don’t we go out sometime?” She asked, throwing him a curve.