Bio In Short

It's been a good run To the back side of sixty, The short side of time. First Hollywood kiss Behind a pink crepe myrtle. Thanks, Patsy Werner. High school was okay. Didn't help me to focus; So, my mind wandered. Surfed Bonzai Pipeline, Big waves break into lava. What made me do it? Vietnam jungles. I wondered why I was there. America lost. Smoking pot. Stereo. Good fun in the seventies. Psychedelics too. And three wives later, I finally found true love. We're still together. My destitute heart, Saved by the sweetest angel. I love you, Sandy. Sooners are my team. Most winning football program In the Modern Era. I am retired now. But I have plenty to do. Golf, primarily. I've been writing more. Perhaps I will write a book. I have many tales. I'd chase young girls; but, Girls with a "grampa" fetish Are so hard to find. If I am lucky, I will just drop dead one day. With my peace of mind. Yes, made a good run To the back side of sixty, The short side of time.