Billy, Theplayer
Whoa! A dog walker at three o'clock, damn, super bad,
and a most very pretty woman also I might add,
a pretty woman who loves dogs, something we share in common.
Opportunity is knocking, time for TheKidster to do his thing.
''Does your dog bite?'' I ask the pretty woman walking her dog,
She says, "She has never bitten any human or any other dog."
The dog almost took my hand off when I went to pet it.
''I thought you said that your dog doesn't bite!'' to her I said.
''This isn't my dog,'' she said winking, "now kindly drop dead."
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