Bigfoot

Driving late one night in my car I hadn't gone very far A bigfoot jumped right in front of me Those big eyes were all I could see He was big and bushy and that's not all Had no neck and was ten foot tall Turned and jumped in one leap Into the woods dark and deep Flashing lights appear my rearview mirror It seems a state trooper is also here I said what I saw was very un-nerving That's the reason why I was swerving The trooper looked at me and shook his head Then I heard the words I've come to dread "Maybe bigfoot can post your bail" "And get your drunk ass out of jail"