Jeff Connelly Poet I do not know?

Biblically 6

so sayest this sixth
is not the life of the
party nor Christ or
Brian but mine  me

i've never spiked
a drink or volleyball
and haven't been
circumnavigated

below the equater
belt if you know
what i mean but
not to try to please

a crowd but
just you and
me i'd love to
turn all water

into wine
a 2015 
bordeaux
so

i could drink
from my toilet
and pee on
the lawn

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Richard Lamoureux August 31, 2019 at 8:10 AM I have been below the equator and thankfully my tour guide provided me detailed instructions. Now I can quite successfully navigate those waters. Jeff Connelly August 31, 2019 at 5:51 PM Lol Richard. This goes back to an Irish joke, basically: 2 guys find a lamp. Genie inside. Grants a wish. 1st guy asks that all water be turned to Guinness. Done. The other guy says, " Great, now we have to piss in the boat." Lol