Best Valentines Day Ever

He brought me chocolate candy. I am allergic to chocolate. He brought me roses. I despise cut flowers. Because they die After they are cut He told me I knew you’d love this. Whipping out a T-shirt I would never wear. He must have me mixed up with my grandmother. He professed his love for me. I began laughing maniacally Knowing he thought he was talking to my identical twin. I sent him away. Irritated and unfulfilled. It was my best Valentine’s Day.