Best Valentines Day Ever
He brought me chocolate candy.
I am allergic to chocolate.
He brought me roses.
I despise cut flowers.
Because they die
After they are cut
He told me I knew you’d love this.
Whipping out a T-shirt I would never wear.
He must have me mixed up with my grandmother.
He professed his love for me.
I began laughing maniacally
Knowing he thought he was talking to my identical twin.
I sent him away.
Irritated and unfulfilled.
It was my best Valentine’s Day.
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