Sales Pitch Poetry Contest
6/20/2026
Sponsor: Margarita Lillico
Knock-knock, hello ma'am! Take a look at this shine, a brand-new skillet to make your dinner divine. I see you’ve been working and slaving all day, with pots that turn gravy, charcoal and gray. But look at this surface, so sleek and so smooth, designed for your kitchen, with patterns that soothe. No butter, no grease, and no scrubbing the sink, it cooks up a steak as quick as a wink. Your eggs will slide out like a puck on the ice, your hubby will swear, the chicken tastes nice. It's forged out of steel that was meant for a jet, the sturdiest tool that a woman can get. So toss out that iron that weighs down your wrist, an offer like this is too good to be missed. Just sign on the line and I’ll hand you the best, and give your old cook stove a much-needed rest.
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