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Keg parties were a thing of the norm back in the day where I grew up. I'm sure kids today have there own little places to go to drink and party. There's usually always someone with beer muscles too.

Beer Muscles

Way back when I was a teenager, so many years ago 
My friends and I would find a place to go to party hearty-ho 
On weekends we would find a place to bring our keg of beer 
And usually, all the teens from town would somehow show up there 
We partied in the cemetery, we've partied beneath the bridge 
We partied in the forts we built in the woods of Basking Ridge 
Many of us would drink so much that we ended up throwing up 
And then go back to the keg again and pour another cup 
There were teens who had beer muscles, who would always pick a fight 
I remember that some bully boy tried to pick one with me one night 
I was one of the smallest teens, I stood about four foot three 
I guess that's why this almost six-foot bully had picked a fight with me 
We were partying beneath the bleachers at our local school 
When bullyboy had pushed me down- thinking he was cool 
I never had beer muscles, but if someone wanted to fight- I would 
Mostly because I wrestled, and I wrestled pretty good 
The girl we both liked seen him push me down, and that didn't sit with me too well 
So, I jumped and swung and punched...and down that bully fell 
Well, I guess I was the cool one, I made that bully's head swirl 
Because in the end, I won the fight, and of course... I won the girl!
Copyright © | Year Posted 2026

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Wolf Avatar
June 10, 2026 at 8:06 PM
Way to go, CM. You are my hero. ~ gw
Etgen-Baker Avatar
June 10, 2026 at 2:26 PM
applause....you got the girl! :-)
Dietrich Avatar
June 5, 2026 at 12:02 AM
Hey now is that true,?? If so, Way to GO!!! I enjoyed this fun read. I was a good church girl in my youth so I missed out on those kegger parties! But I sure would love me some nice sweet wine these days!
Buhagiar Avatar
June 4, 2026 at 9:28 AM
Days passed, but I remembered. I prefer wine, but I remember drinking beer in Ireland. Delicious.
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