Beam Me Up

To delta quadrant the Enterprise is assigned But captain Kirk has long since resigned But he'll let you know Cheap places to go As he does ads for priceline Spock is light years from Mars You can see him twinkle from afar He still shines bright His logic is right He's found a place among the stars Sulu was exposed to too many gamma rays And was taken to sick bay Scottie beamed him down to a nice resort town Where he spends happy days But I must admit Scottie has seen it fit To remain on high Circling the sky He was beamed up into Earth's orbit Uhura worked with NASA for a while On a mission that was worthwhile She still recalls the bliss When she and Kirk did kiss And it makes her smile Dr. McCoy made no "bones" on what he would say His humor probably cured many in sick bay If he was overworked He'd tell Captain Kirk "By golly Jim I'm beginning to think I can cure a rainy day!"