Battle Royale
I play Call of Duty: Mobile. This poem is about my friends and
I playing Battle Royale.
UI: Welcome to Battle Royale!
The match is about to start!.....
Time for the mission!
Get ready!
Playing Battle Royal with my friends...
The match has begun and we’re just dropping in
Run like a madman and pick up a gun
I gotta keep runnin’ cause I’m not done.
Run! Run! Run! Gotta find me a vest
So the enemy can’t ventilate my chest
We’ve all loaded up and we’ve killed us a few
Now the zone’s closing in -- it’s a dangerous brew
We’ve got a really long way to run
So let’s take the whirly birdy for fun
Flying choppers to and fro
Airdrops come and airdrops go
LORDHUMONGOUS, in his omnipotent way,
Runs to the gunfire and into the fray
Hardtime_ closes in on a different line
To outflank the enemy in record time
Whatever the enemy throws at them, they take it all in stride
These boys know how to lay waste to the enemies pride
Running and jumping and sliding we do
Riding and killing and slaying til thru
DemonicLime and I like to have Tank Time-
He drives the tank and I man the gun
He likes to run them over for his fun!
He gets annoyed when I kill them first
But there will be plenty to quench his thirst
We rave and we raid and we rip and we rend
The squad is intact and we’re nearing the end
There’s one last sucker waiting to die
Then KristineTheMean cries, “Ooo I gotta guy!”
Gunfire erupts and the UI replies,...
We have a winner!
That’s right! We won! We kicked ass, indeed!
The party’s still rockin’ and it’s a quarter til three
Now that we’ve won, we can each take our throne
Cause we left the opposition as charred and bloodied bones!!
Copyright © Scott Neely | Year Posted 2020
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