Battle Royale

I play Call of Duty: Mobile. This poem is about my friends and I playing Battle Royale. UI: Welcome to Battle Royale! The match is about to start!..... Time for the mission! Get ready! Playing Battle Royal with my friends... The match has begun and we’re just dropping in Run like a madman and pick up a gun I gotta keep runnin’ cause I’m not done. Run! Run! Run! Gotta find me a vest So the enemy can’t ventilate my chest We’ve all loaded up and we’ve killed us a few Now the zone’s closing in -- it’s a dangerous brew We’ve got a really long way to run So let’s take the whirly birdy for fun Flying choppers to and fro Airdrops come and airdrops go LORDHUMONGOUS, in his omnipotent way, Runs to the gunfire and into the fray Hardtime_ closes in on a different line To outflank the enemy in record time Whatever the enemy throws at them, they take it all in stride These boys know how to lay waste to the enemies pride Running and jumping and sliding we do Riding and killing and slaying til thru DemonicLime and I like to have Tank Time- He drives the tank and I man the gun He likes to run them over for his fun! He gets annoyed when I kill them first But there will be plenty to quench his thirst We rave and we raid and we rip and we rend The squad is intact and we’re nearing the end There’s one last sucker waiting to die Then KristineTheMean cries, “Ooo I gotta guy!” Gunfire erupts and the UI replies,... We have a winner! That’s right! We won! We kicked ass, indeed! The party’s still rockin’ and it’s a quarter til three Now that we’ve won, we can each take our throne Cause we left the opposition as charred and bloodied bones!!