Battle Rap

I see you got expensive shoes, But you couldn't pay someone to screw you. You walk around all day thinking you're hot as fondu. Yeah, you got cheese, And you think that makes you an OG. Well, let us just see. Yeah, we'll put that to the test. You think that you're the best, But you ain't got enough to put together a mess Of words to make me feel less like a man. When I'm done, you're gonna guess At where you went wrong Because this is a fighting song. This verse ain't short, it's long Because I'm going to rip you apart like I did your mom Last night with my massive... I'm blasting through this battle. I'm amassing nukes. I'm everlasting, dude. You ain't got what it takes to be passing, fool. I'm a master, you Are just a massive douche. I'm gassing you. You ain't gonna be able to pick it up before I come after you. You'll feel like half a dude. I've got a magic spool Of yarn that keeps flowing Like my words to make you realize I'm glowing with power. This is my hour. I'm going to shower You with disses like my granny waters a flower. It's just gonna keep coming. I'm running through and busting you Like I'm cutting you and bussing through I'm gonna be slapping you silly. This ain't no willy nilly, speaking like a hill-billy. "I ain't got nuttin 'a say" What's wrong with your brain You should have known it was a mistake To go up against someone as messed up and insane As me. I'm king of the ring. Your girl was a one night thing. Just a quick fling. Almost done now, But before I dip I'm going to go to town On you so that you make sure to stay off my ground. Yeah, I'm going to make you bow down With this final roast. I don't mean to boast, But you can't bring enough heat to toast Me, let alone host these competitions. But don't give it to me. Once I'm done with the beat, You better know I'm gone like a ghost. I'm on the Friends with Benefits level with your sister. Your cousin calls me her mister. Yo auntie wants me to fist her. And now your bestie told me she got blisters. I told you I was gonna make you wish ya Had never stepped to me. I'm the best, ya see. This battle had cost you and the next ain't free.