Barn Yard Has Gone Wild

Barn yard has gone wild, farmer is pulling his hair. Chickens are driving the tractor, pigs simply don’t care. Dungaree dressed farm wife is running away today. Sheep and dog are wrestling around in the straw-like hay. Barn yard has gone crazy. Luckily no one else knows. Elephant hiding in the outhouse is polishing her ugly toes. Roosters are clucking like ducks, cat is chasing the dog. Someone brought in a gorilla who is semi-dating the hog. Barn yard has gone insane. I am the only one who sees. Fearful now for my life, I swiftly run away through the trees. There goes the giraffe someone yells, noticing me at last. I escaped the circus, I can escape this. I run away much more fast.