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Barbie Doll Cat Head

Barbie Doll Cat Head had a figure so fine!
She was sexy and svelte, the ultimate feline!
She twisted her hips in a provocative sway.
Walking behind her was uplifting in every kind of way!

Her enormous head would have looked crazy on me.
It fit her hourglass body super fine, she is the ultimate she.
The Tom cats are following her up and down this smelly alley.
Wishing she would give one of us a signal, Barbie Doll Cat Head Cali.

Yes, we live in California so she can wear those provocative dresses.
The short tight ones with the ruffle; they are the best, she confesses.
She twists those hips and meows in such an innocent way.
We all want to pounce on her every hour of the day.

Barbie Doll Cat Head Cali, do you have any idea what you are doing?
We are alone at night, wailing, moaning, meowing and boohooing.
Can you please throw someone a fish, mouse head, or a tiny bone?
We are tired of wanting you so badly, and going home all alone.
Copyright © | Year Posted 2022

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Kiser Avatar
February 8, 2022 at 2:11 PM
My sister had a cat named, Cali, though she is far from a Barbie Doll Cat Head. Just a lovable feline. This one's got the males in the palm of her paw.
Krutsinger Avatar
February 8, 2022 at 10:01 PM
I have a granddaughter named Cali!
Hankins Avatar
February 7, 2022 at 7:49 PM
Hmm...seems like Barbie Doll Cat Head has it under control!
Krutsinger Avatar
February 8, 2022 at 10:01 PM
She sure does!
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