Baldylocks

There are a lot of bald men That means their hair is sparse Sparse means there's very little hair And even that won't last Every time they comb it The comb collects more hair Doesn't the comb realise Bald men don't have hair to spare Then the sad day arrives When all the hair has left How do you think they will survive Feeling so bereft I would not know what to say to them Or tell them what to do There's only one consolation They won't need to buy shampoo