Gershon Wolf Poet Rhyme

Bad Words and I Do Not Agree

   Hens don't quack
     and ducks don't cluck
   but I don't give
     a flying thwuck

   By a hornet 
     I just got bit
   Watched it swell
     Cried, "O, Shlitz!"

   Brother got sucker-punched
     and fell to the grass
   I kicked the aggressor
     in his friggin' face

   So, my friends, as you can see
     bad words do not agree with me
   If ever to use one you are tempted
     Let your !$^&$%&$^&$^& tongue prevent it!

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Jerry Brotherton January 2, 2024 at 6:26 PM Some funny Schlitz right there my friend. Gershon Wolf January 2, 2024 at 8:06 PM Heh-heh. Thanks, Jerry. ~ Bud Wuh Iser

Kim Rodrigues January 2, 2024 at 8:24 AM LOL! Let fly those schlitz and grins! Too many good words to mess with one friggin’ bad one.

Deb M January 2, 2024 at 5:56 AM Love this BB very clever and witty and l agree… you seem like a man who bad words don't agree with…..hmmmm!! l said a bad word once haha!!! Debx

Tom Cunningham January 2, 2024 at 12:25 AM Good advice Gershon, there is an alternative for every naughty word. So next time I miss the nail and hit my thumb I'm going to say, oh gosh, dearie me lol. Tom