Bad Luck Buck

My name is joe and i'm a buck but it really sucks i have very bad luck i can't even cross the street without getting hit by a truck and the hunters they need to stop every time i make a new friend he always gets shot i don't know how this hunting thing got it's start but thanks to that all my friends got a bullet in their heart i don't know why i live while my friends die Ow! who is pointing that red thing in my eye KABLAAM. Great now i'm an angel in the sky because that stupid hunter shot me in the eye that's alright i'll be waitin for him when he dies.