Baby Daddy's

der wus a baby daddy
who thought he wus de man
he stoked um and smoked um
all threw dis b'itchin' land

yes dis slick pimp had a stable
of many fine Betty's 
soon tagged and den labeled
whores by their daddies

once dey's tagged by dis naughty
des young Betty's would agree
it's hard to do much livin'
when yur a baby mommy

But soon enough dad grew old
and his prick lost its roar
and the candy man 'came
known as a dirty old boar

see der's a moral it's clear
best not get yurself shamed
for daddies and mommies
get claimed by their names
Copyright © | Year Posted 2012

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Carrillo Avatar
May 31, 2012 at 5:33 PM
This is a good one. What some men don't know is that it don't last forever. Thanks for sharing. Lucilla
Dietrich Avatar
May 26, 2012 at 1:01 AM
hahaha, I love the part "his prick lost its roar" Good one, Debs.
Devnath  Avatar
May 25, 2012 at 10:32 AM
Nice, well done, loved always, bl
Williams Avatar
May 25, 2012 at 9:18 AM
enjoy! love David
Madonsela Avatar
May 24, 2012 at 11:28 PM
very slick deb. I like it. Its on point. Excellent *smiles* Ron
Squyres Avatar
May 24, 2012 at 7:52 PM
I'd not say cute...other than the slang. Nice poem and moral. Enjoyed !!
Williams Avatar
May 24, 2012 at 12:04 PM
Deb, now I wonder where you got the idea for this from??.. it is what it is..David
Andresen Avatar
May 24, 2012 at 11:37 AM
True and cute. - Anne-Lise
Williams Avatar
May 24, 2012 at 12:05 PM
don't..
Guzzi Avatar
May 24, 2012 at 11:45 AM
ut Oh not meant to be cute..how can I de-cuticfy it?
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