B Movie Horror

once
as i was
being an adult
of responsibility

i took my
grandson of
six to a bar be
cause they made

great sand
wiches which
is why we were
there not for drink

the friar
tuck of a
bartender
made easy

friends with
my pooh bear
young one who
said my mother is

going to
have a baby
as he watched
the man's jolly jelly

belly bounce
as he laughed
but the man said
son i'm just fat from

drinking
too many
beers as he
laughed some

more
prompting
from out of the 
mouth's of babes

so
are you
going to have
a beer baby
Copyright © | Year Posted 2019

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Pigeon Tart Avatar
November 20, 2019 at 7:24 AM
And a true story I bet! Delightful piece Jeff. How old is Pooh now? I bet he'll love this. xomo
Connelly Avatar
November 20, 2019 at 7:41 AM
Wow Maureen you caught his Nick name!!! 19, but in truth it was my first wife that took him in the bar. She didn't drink. Truly was for the sandwiches lol. Thanks Maureen.
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