auntie needs seven giraffes

If I had seven giraffes, my life would be complete. It would make my days tasty, my entire weeks sweet. She is my aunt, but crazy, if you ask me or cousin Lou. We figured out why she dated a keeper who worked at the zoo. He brought in six more giraffes for her to put into her pot. They were struggling to get away, our aunt is kind of a snot. We waited until she went to sleep and let the giraffes all go. Knowing the next morning our lives would be full of woe.