aunt goo is really something

She threw the best birthday party at eighty-three. With a hip hip hooray and a whimsical whee… We could barely get tickets, everyone was there. She was dancing the watusi in her pink underwear. Don’t sweat the small stuff, she said, girly girl! Her hair was dampish, and her legs were a swirl. Aren’t you afraid you will overdo? I asked Goo. She laughed until her neck almost broke in two. I jumped into the fray and danced with two old men. She is really something! Said the old one, named Hem. I have known her since elementary, and she is a peach! I did not have to tell him she was way out of his reach.