Attitude Is Everything

He is resilient his last boss told me. He bounces back quickly. He does not stay upset long. His pouting usually dissipates quickly. I put his application into the round file. I am not seeking someone who bounces back. Back from where? The bowels of self-indulgence? The pit of poor-me-ville? I do not want to hire someone who pouts. There are plenty of people who know better. I am seeking joy and love on a page. I am looking for positivity and integrity. The next two applicants have drawn stars and hearts on their forms. Their answers are upbeat and positive. I notice the similarity of their names. Same address. Same phone. Sisters! I will interview them both.