At Any Rate a Full Plate

At any rate...I had a full plate

yesterday my tire went flat
the day before I lost a cat
last week I forgot to feed a fish
so the office is now full of dish

My dress has a smear
and it is very clear from here
nothing will go right
and I should just give up the fight

I tried to call my love...
so he could treat me like ...a dove
but he called the cops instead
and threatened me with lead

shoes... I need some!
but no I am not done
I dropped the pizza and the wine
Isn't that just divine!?

So I will drown my sorrows in shampoo
and use that new Keratiny goo
I will fix a bowl of nuts and berries
and promise to be merry
.................next year!


Written for the At Any Rate contest
Copyright © | Year Posted 2018

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January 17, 2018 at 6:10 PM
I've had days just like thus. Very cool and very well written.
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January 17, 2018 at 8:40 PM
Thank you! Thrilled you like it
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January 16, 2018 at 3:09 PM
Ah giggles! That is a spectacularly bad day! My best to you in the contest Ingrid! xomo
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January 17, 2018 at 8:41 PM
Maureen! I sincerely appreciate the giggle and support
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