At Any Rate a Full Plate

At any rate...I had a full plate yesterday my tire went flat the day before I lost a cat last week I forgot to feed a fish so the office is now full of dish My dress has a smear and it is very clear from here nothing will go right and I should just give up the fight I tried to call my love... so he could treat me like ...a dove but he called the cops instead and threatened me with lead shoes... I need some! but no I am not done I dropped the pizza and the wine Isn't that just divine!? So I will drown my sorrows in shampoo and use that new Keratiny goo I will fix a bowl of nuts and berries and promise to be merry .................next year! Written for the At Any Rate contest