Armored Nutschellz
Armored Nutschellz
Have you heard about Armored Nutschellz?
It’s undies that can take a punch
Developed for those family jewels
That you simply don’t want to get crunched
Each has multiple layers of “Kevlar”
The maker says they can resist
Multiple shots from a hand gun
You can test them out if you insist
The Army says they will be testing
These “Nutschellz” to see if they hold up
If they do then you can bet soldiers
Will be sporting their own loving cup
If they don’t then I pity the soldiers
Who willingly answered the calls
And let someone else take a shot at
The now defunked poor soldier’s balls
Uncle Mike
Another true story from your favorite Uncle
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