Any Editor to Any Poet

These weak attempts at verse could not be droller.
Your stuff is less inviting than ebola
(but not as catchy).  Wordier than Emil Zola,
you haven’t got the steam to be a roller.
I’ve seen more cutting-edge in Pepsi-Cola.
You clearly honed your style in Fuengirola.
About as challenging as last year’s “¡Hola!”
(I’m sure you’re highly thought of in Angola.)

But that aside, I need a favour, mate.
The flood of would-be Shakespeares is in spate.
I’d like you to review – that is, donate
your time and talent (at the going-rate,
which happens to be zero.)  Desecrate
the pricks who prattle, and the prigs who prate.
Denounce, detract.  Indulge that gelding hate
that wells in all of us.  The cut-off date
is looming, so get hacking.  Don’t be late!
Copyright © | Year Posted 2025

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