Ants In Your Pants

Ever wonder why we giggle How does it exactly start What makes it uncontrollable Perhaps it's a silly fart Giggles are quite intangible You can't buy 'em at the store Worth buckets full of greenbacks Some gold and so much more You're in a state of euphoria You try to stay calm but can't It's a tonic for whatever ails you When ants get in your pants Ever wonder why we giggle How exactly does it start They say it's very good for the soul And does wonders for your heart © Jack Ellison 2012
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Breidenthal Avatar
March 27, 2018 at 12:10 AM
" a state of euphoria" - so true! Of course it's good for the soul you're living proof of that. Always, Laura
Ellison Avatar
March 27, 2018 at 5:52 AM
You say such living things, dearest Laura... my love for you overflows!!! Love you, dear friend, HappyJack XOX
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January 28, 2018 at 3:29 PM
Ha.. this is excellent, greta flow and rhymes Jack...
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January 28, 2018 at 3:46 PM
hahahaha.... you know it is a typo lol..
Ellison Avatar
January 28, 2018 at 3:42 PM
Is greta somebody I should know??? LOL I'm stumped!
Eastman Avatar
October 19, 2012 at 3:59 PM
I like this one. It reminds me a lot like the one you posted on 9-20-2012.
Ellison Avatar
October 20, 2012 at 6:08 AM
LOL That's because it's basically the same one... forgot I already posted it! DUH! Good morning, Carol... big hugs, Jack xox
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October 19, 2012 at 11:02 AM
Enjoyed this Funny and Witty poem very much Jack!
Ellison Avatar
October 19, 2012 at 11:15 AM
Thanks a bunch, Kash! Hope your day is great... cheers!
Burd Avatar
October 19, 2012 at 7:16 AM
The ants up your way must be comics! The ones in Pa hurt when they bite! Very funny. Your are infectious!
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October 19, 2012 at 7:42 AM
And if you believe that, got some properties in Florida I'd like you take a look at... you think our ants are big, Florida gators are sometimes 83 feet long! Okay, where's my pills! Love ya... Jack xox
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October 19, 2012 at 7:38 AM
You're right, up here in the frozen North, some have been known to grow to six feet from one end to their other end with nasty big biters! Speaking a strange lingo, they sometimes run for office but no one knows how to speak "antenese" They roam our vast wastelands in great hordes destroying everything in their path! (con't)
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