Ants

To hell with them! I never think of them I forget they exist, until I spot them Then I get mad! Oh yes, I loathe them so, as much as I do roaches I loathe them so much I feel like screaming I wish I could urinate colonies of them off a log just for kicks I never cared about their infinite diligence They don't work for me anyway And they sure don't work with me I don't care that they carry off crumbs That break off my bread. They continually invade My home, overstaying their welcome. They invade my pantry to suck honey and sugar They snake across my countertop when they smell the aroma of spilt coffee I always spray them dead, but they eventually come back two-fold! I hate that they're too tiny to see from a distance I take pleasure in crushing them under my thumb Crawl far out of sight, you unsightly irritants! And please, stop coming back for sweets!.... A Rant Poetry Contest/Winner(9th Place) Sponsored by: Shadow Hamilton Date written and posted: 08/30/2016