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Ants

To hell with them! I never think of them 
I forget they exist, until I spot them 
Then I get mad!

Oh yes, I loathe them so, as much as I do roaches
I loathe them so much I feel like screaming 
I wish I could urinate colonies of them off a log just for kicks

I never cared about their infinite diligence
They don't work for me anyway
And they sure don't work with me

I don't care that they carry off crumbs 
That break off my bread. They continually invade 
My home, overstaying their welcome. 

They invade my pantry to suck honey and sugar
They snake across my countertop when they smell the aroma of spilt coffee
I always spray them dead, but they eventually come back two-fold!

I hate that they're too tiny to see from a distance 
I take pleasure in crushing them under my thumb
Crawl far out of sight, you unsightly irritants!

And please, stop coming back for sweets!....


A Rant Poetry Contest/Winner(9th Place)
Sponsored by: Shadow Hamilton
Date written and posted: 08/30/2016
Copyright © | Year Posted 2016

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Sietesantos Avatar
May 12, 2018 at 9:00 AM
Big congratulations on your well-deserved win! I enjoyed reading this witty piece and can definitely identify with the feelings you expressed! It made me giggle and I love it! Best regards. Pandita
Ibeh Avatar
May 12, 2018 at 12:49 PM
Thank you so much!:-) Have a blessed day, friend...
Gauthier Avatar
May 11, 2018 at 12:49 PM
This is a fun rant, Edward. Personally I like ants but OUTSIDE - I totally understand your outrage when you are talking about an actual home invasion. I particularly love your stanza "I never cared about their infinite diligence They don't work for me anyway And they sure don't work with me". Congrats on your well deserved win.
Ibeh Avatar
May 11, 2018 at 8:17 PM
I greatly appreciate your comments and support. Thank you, Line!
Canerdy Avatar
May 11, 2018 at 9:40 AM
Edward, this is a GREAT rant! CONGRATS! Janice
Ibeh Avatar
May 11, 2018 at 8:18 PM
Thank you so much, Janice!:-)
Bocsa Avatar
September 7, 2016 at 5:29 AM
Ants are like people, sometimes. I readers invading your poems in real need of tenderness, faith and wisdom.
Ibeh Avatar
September 27, 2017 at 2:07 PM
Haha, I concur! Thanks for replying, Ovidiu:-)
Smith Avatar
August 30, 2016 at 2:47 PM
I will tolerate them out in the wild but in my home...no way...loved this piece Edward
Ibeh Avatar
August 30, 2016 at 4:23 PM
Thanks, Tim:-) I feel the same way. I don't hate them as intensely outside my home, lol
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