Another Meeting

Oh God, another meeting, My sanity is fleeting, Stuck in this mind-numbing vortex, One torture after the next. People fighting to stay awake, I don’t know how much more I can take, My eyes keep going to the clock, I must fight the urge to get up and walk. We must act like we are interested. All these concepts must be digested, The bosses are looking at each man, Since the minute this meeting began, To feel good about inviting this bunch, And the money they spent on lunch. This meeting has produced many decisions, That must be honored like a religion, But forgotten once we walk out the door, Quick, we need a meeting schedule some more!