An Invitation To All

The sangria is made and the hot tub is bubbling No need with a swimsuit for you to be troubling Just pour some refreshment in your wine glass And join us in the tub with your shining bare ass. No one will stare and point out your flaws; We all have too many to count Besides, our vision is blurry as all Due to the alcoholic amount. Be free of your worries and free of your woes Be free of your troubles and free of your clothes Be free of the tension that daytime can cause And give your insecurities a moment of pause. You may be embarrassed for a moment or two Disrobing in front of these strangers But you’ll see nobody is different than you And pose you no immediate danger. And once submerged the bubbles will hide Anything you don’t wish to show And I’ll get up to pour you more wine Should your glass become too low. When you’ve done it once, you will do it twice And many more times after that The Jacuzzi waters feel so nice In our neighborly, hot tub vat.