An Even Lower Low

Airlines charge for luggage now Although that once was free. They make a mint demanding That all flyers pay a fee. They also charge for food and drink And “extra” legroom, too. We grouse and grumble but there’s not A lot that we can do. And now I hear they’re sinking To an even lower low. There’ll be a cost for bins that hold The smaller things we stow. United’s at the forefront Of this latest air offense, To build their coffers quickly At the passengers’ expense. I just signed a petition That will underscore this view. In the meantime, when I’m flying, I’ll stay loyal to JetBlue.* *which still doesn’t charge for luggage and gives free snacks, too