Alternative Facts

The earth is flat. We'll never die
And unicorns exist.
Olympic athletes never cheat;
Decorum won't be missed.

The sun did shine when Donald Trump
Took office; folks all bowed
Because they formed the largest yet
Inauguration crowd.

When Colbert talked of "truthiness,"
He meant it as a joke.
When lies disguise as facts, our dreams
Will all go up in smoke.

Copyright © | Year Posted 2017



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Date: 2/23/2017 5:57:00 PM
Even the darker alternatives held a level of bizarre humor to them. In fact, the presentation of it humorously, or satirically, or ridiculously, made some of the "facts" feel like they should be true.
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Date: 2/23/2017 5:56:00 PM
Even the darker alternatives held a level of bizarre humor to them. In fact, the presentation of it humorously, or satirically, or ridiculously, made some of the "facts" feel like they should be true.
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Date: 2/14/2017 8:49:00 PM
Loved your poem, Ilene! Succinct, with lightness, and oh so true. A fave.
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Date: 2/11/2017 3:42:00 AM
So true Ilene (or can anything be true, lol).
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Date: 1/28/2017 7:22:00 AM
Impressive. Solomon Ochwo- Oburu
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Date: 1/27/2017 10:49:00 PM
Shout it loud Mrs Ilene:)
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Date: 1/27/2017 5:43:00 PM
I love the way you spin a rhyme, Irene. You have a real talent.
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Date: 1/27/2017 1:50:00 PM
Strong a powerful truth brew offering, Ilene. I love how you lay out the real facts. Power to truth. A 7 and a fave. Sweet double combo. May love light your path always.
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