Alcoholics Monogamous

(Cw toxic and abusive relationship )
Oh baby I am so in love 
So go ahead and shoot me down 
Hit me with your truck 

Oh baby I hate you so much 
So kiss me once with passion 
But never when we  

Keep your ing hands off me 
But stay here by my side 

Walking never hand in hand 
‘Cos you have something to hide 

Oh baby stay away from me 
I hate your ing guts 
Still wanna rearrange them tho 
Cuz I’m a ing **** 

Let’s go out and get some drinks 
Maybe you’ll let me drive 
I’m way too drunk and cannot see
But  it, let me try 

Maybe we will crash and burn 
Thats alright by me 
Both of us just wanna die 
So Thats how it’ll be 

Keep your ing hands off me 
But stay here by my side 

Walking never hand in hand 
‘Cos you have  to hide 

Go and get your ing coke 
I hope you overdose 
I’ll hit you with the narcan 
Girl, but I should let you choke 

Keep your ing hands off me 
But stay here by my side 

Walking never hand in hand 
‘Cos you have someone to hide 

Someone to hide
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Carmack Avatar
March 12, 2026 at 2:41 PM
Reminds me a little of my first wife. We were everything except boring. Either totally on or total war. Like your poem and the title too.
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