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Al Bundy

Put your toe inside 
my mouth, I wanna 
feel you squirm, 
there're lessons to 
be taught tonight, I 
feel you're gonna 
learn,

to let yourself be 
serviced in the 
many ways that 
come, I love bare 
feet but time to 
switch, go 'head, 
put on them pumps.

They're pointy toed 
and shiny with at 
least a 6 inch heel, 
your muscle calves 
are flexing like Mad 
Cobra on the real,

I think it's time for 
sex when shoes 
point up toward the 
ceil, that Jimmy 
Choo Manolo 
Blahnik action 
seals the deal.

You may think I'm a 
freak and you can 
tell from how I 
speak, those 
pumps can rub my 
cheek for ocho dias 
ev'ry week,

that leaves an extra 
day to flip off work 
for extra play, you 
work them sexy 
thangs as if you 
twirk for extra pay.

I failed to mention 
that you're nude 
with shoes and 
that's the move, you 
got me thinkin 
baseball like I 
wanna smack a few,

from out the park, 
the rout starts with 
your Peggy Bundy 
walk, the stuff to 
have a buck of bud 
combusting after 
dark.

See I can be your 
bodyguard, we'll 
play like long lost 
pals, that 80s song 
goes best with 
Bundy, you can call 
me Al,

I'd jack these sons 
like Janet if I say 
let's wait awhile, 
them pumps worn 
with a short tight 
skirt? Now that's 
the way to style.

Those shoes 
embrace your feet 
like Twista's 
rhymes embrace a 
beat, I hear folks 
talk that bull but are 
afraid to face the 
heat,

my catalouge 
competes without a 
Facebook post or 
Tweet, your feet in 
them stilettos baby, 
muy dulce; sweet.

Your weight is 
meaning nathan, 
lookin fine from 
head to toe, them 
Lisa Lisa fellas now 
prefer thin chicks to 
blow,

all on the magic 
johnson which to 
me aint meanin 
jack, I'm talkin 
zapatos de *****, 
crotchless cream 
and black,

dress nightie set, 
exciting yes, it all 
starts with the 
shoes, the wrapping 
of your package 
leaves exquisite 
parts to view,

a patient man I am 
my darlin, come 
and dance with me, 
I'll end this as we 
move to music, you 
dressed scantilly.

Copyright © | Year Posted 2011




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Date: 12/9/2011 2:40:00 PM
Wow you have good taste in shoes! Daring poem you wrote here :)
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