Al Bundy

Put your toe inside my mouth, I wanna feel you squirm, there're lessons to be taught tonight, I feel you're gonna learn, to let yourself be serviced in the many ways that come, I love bare feet but time to switch, go 'head, put on them pumps. They're pointy toed and shiny with at least a 6 inch heel, your muscle calves are flexing like Mad Cobra on the real, I think it's time for sex when shoes point up toward the ceil, that Jimmy Choo Manolo Blahnik action seals the deal. You may think I'm a freak and you can tell from how I speak, those pumps can rub my cheek for ocho dias ev'ry week, that leaves an extra day to flip off work for extra play, you work them sexy thangs as if you twirk for extra pay. I failed to mention that you're nude with shoes and that's the move, you got me thinkin baseball like I wanna smack a few, from out the park, the rout starts with your Peggy Bundy walk, the stuff to have a buck of bud combusting after dark. See I can be your bodyguard, we'll play like long lost pals, that 80s song goes best with Bundy, you can call me Al, I'd jack these sons like Janet if I say let's wait awhile, them pumps worn with a short tight skirt? Now that's the way to style. Those shoes embrace your feet like Twista's rhymes embrace a beat, I hear folks talk that bull but are afraid to face the heat, my catalouge competes without a Facebook post or Tweet, your feet in them stilettos baby, muy dulce; sweet. Your weight is meaning nathan, lookin fine from head to toe, them Lisa Lisa fellas now prefer thin chicks to blow, all on the magic johnson which to me aint meanin jack, I'm talkin zapatos de *****, crotchless cream and black, dress nightie set, exciting yes, it all starts with the shoes, the wrapping of your package leaves exquisite parts to view, a patient man I am my darlin, come and dance with me, I'll end this as we move to music, you dressed scantilly.