Al Bundy

Put your toe inside my mouth, I wanna feel you 
squirm, there're lessons to be taught tonight, I feel 
you're gonna learn,

to let yourself be serviced in the many ways that 
come, I love bare feet but time to switch, go 'head, 
put on them pumps.

They're pointy toed and shiny with at least a 6 inch 
heel, your muscle calves are flexing like Mad Cobra 
on the real,

I think it's time for sex when shoes point up toward 
the ceil, that Jimmy Choo Manolo Blahnik action 
seals the deal.

You may think I'm a freak and you can tell from how I 
speak, those pumps can rub my cheek for ocho dias 
ev'ry week,

that leaves an extra day to flip off work for extra play, 
you work them sexy thangs as if you twirk for extra 
pay.

I failed to mention that you're nude with shoes and 
that's the move, you got me thinkin baseball like I 
wanna smack a few,

from out the park, the rout starts with your Peggy 
Bundy walk, the stuff to have a buck of bud 
combusting after dark.

See I can be your bodyguard, we'll play like long lost 
pals, that 80s song goes best with Bundy, you can 
call me Al,

I'd jack these sons like Janet if I say let's wait awhile, 
them pumps worn with a short tight skirt? Now that's 
the way to style.

Those shoes embrace your feet like Twista's 
rhymes embrace a beat, I hear folks talk that bull but 
are afraid to face the heat,

my catalouge competes without a Facebook post or 
Tweet, your feet in them stilettos baby, muy dulce; 
sweet.

Your weight is meaning nathan, lookin fine from 
head to toe, these Lisa Lisa maricóns prefer thin 
chicks to blow,

all on the magic johnson which to me aint meanin 
jack, I'm talkin zapatos de *****, crotchless cream 
and black, 

dress nightie set, exciting yes, it all starts with the 
shoes, the wrapping of your package leaves 
exquisite parts to view,

a patient man I am my darlin, come and dance with 
me, I'll end this as we move to music, you dressed 
scantilly.

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