After I'm Gone


Why do I revert to potty humour Am I obsessed with body parts Actually I AM attracted to female parts Get that straight right from the start The female body is a work of art No sculptor can do it justice Matching that soft, such delicate texture Yikes, one part is getting stiff Whenever I write about naughty stuff Changes take place down below Don't understand this strange behaviour Maybe it's something I'll outgrow Told my doctor and he confided in me Ain't gonna outgrow it he said It's gonna keep happening and listen to this Could happen even after death!
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Allison Avatar
April 8, 2025 at 2:17 PM
OMG Jack you have excelled yourself with this poem I laughed my socks off. jack. you need to arrange with the funeral parlour to have the sides of the coffin raised at least an extra 10 inches lol:-) hugs jan xx
Ellison Avatar
April 8, 2025 at 3:33 PM
A concertina!!! Since you suggested it, let's market it together! lol However 10 inches my not be enough!
Allison Avatar
April 8, 2025 at 2:53 PM
I did say at least 10 inches - maybe have a sort of concertina in the lid for any extra height lol - you would make a packet marketing that idea Jack lol
Ellison Avatar
April 8, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Do you think 10 inches is enough ?????? lol Thanks dear sis!xxx
Blown Avatar
April 8, 2025 at 12:45 PM
potty humor....use the 'poe-at-tree'.....lol ......len
Ellison Avatar
April 8, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Po-et-tr-ee has a hold of my parts again! It really never has left me!!! lol
Andresen Avatar
April 8, 2025 at 6:19 AM
- Don't flirt with the angels in heaven, Jack :))) - hugs
Ellison Avatar
April 8, 2025 at 6:27 AM
Beautiful!!! lol Love your response dear friend Happiness coming your way from Canada!!!
Cunningham Avatar
April 8, 2025 at 5:41 AM
If that's the case they'd better make coffins bigger lol. Hope your week is going well Jack Tom
Ellison Avatar
April 8, 2025 at 6:12 AM
Aha... bigger coffin lol Happy day my dear friend!
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