Afraid of Pineapple Kitchen Monster

I cannot use my kitchen, I have too much fear. What is going on? I asked my auntie dear. There is a tiny pineapple monster in there under the frig. She is nutty again, said my other auntie named Midge. Let’s go in there together, I suggested. It will be okay. I began to trot and she yelled out “No WAY!” Midge rolled her eyes and her finger around her ear. She is crazy she mouthed; I saw it from here. I went in without her and got chased right back out. By a tiny sword-carrying pineapple monster an ugly lout. Come back if you want a stab in each eye! He said. Embarrassed now, my doubting face was red.