Advice For the Budding 'Make-Out Artist'

Open your eyes when you kiss
    else you may just miss
  your target, those ruby lips
    and go thud on her behemoth hips

  When you start your 'heavy petting'
    make sure you know what you're getting 
  into, since what may appear as lovely mounds
    are oft revealed as padded pounds

  Don't forget now, nice and slow
    if you hurry, you'll be asked to go
  and never get invited back again
    ~ unless you'd just 'like to be friends'
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Romios Avatar
August 23, 2023 at 2:04 PM
I love it. ..you. comedian. Padded Pounds, OMG. Methinks you had experience.))) a fave. Pangie
Wolf Avatar
August 23, 2023 at 7:26 PM
I Do have experience, P. Mom taught me everything I know. lol.
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