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when on table went bust Horn Haiku I had to adjust tell tale and into head thrust God forbid what I did was to act like a little kid who had flipped his (her or their) lid. when we had an urge after there will be a surge are required to purge (did play a dirge) (have to see a surge ((surgeon)) (erupt when we encourage) (would disappear when we did discourage) (prefer pizza with my porridge) (when the bells would ringy I did become dingy) on side watched boat list when my point you must have missed would become an anarchist (anti-Christ) would be weak and weary God could made weather dreary tune we should carry (which would seem very scary) (which may vary) (when we quoted a query) while God is great and pure made us safe, sane and secure life we can endure (what we knew for sure) (life can be a cure) (destroyed by der Fehrer) (we would take a tour) (cooked meat on a skewer) (saw on an auto Gravier)