Abc
A.B.C.
Little Tommy sat in class
Raised his hand, his hope to ask
If for a wee he could be free
Because he had a need to pee
The teacher said, okay with me
But nothing in this world is free
So you can nip out for a wee
If first you say your ABC
He started on the alphabet
And wondered just how far he'd get
He crossed his legs and went for it
And couldn't help but hurry it
He knew he could have done much better
Because he missed a single letter
He knew full well his A B C
But this is what he said you see...
A,B,C,D,E,F,G,
H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O...... Q...
R,S,T,,, U and V,
W, X,,, Y then ZEE.
Teacher frowned and tried to see
How he could skew his A B C
She said you mucked up, can't you see
Because you failed, you can't go wee
But can you please explain to me
Just where on earth did go the P
And Tommy answered with a hiss
It's running down my right leg, Miss...
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