Abc

A.B.C. Little Tommy sat in class Raised his hand, his hope to ask If for a wee he could be free Because he had a need to pee The teacher said, okay with me But nothing in this world is free So you can nip out for a wee If first you say your ABC He started on the alphabet And wondered just how far he'd get He crossed his legs and went for it And couldn't help but hurry it He knew he could have done much better Because he missed a single letter He knew full well his A B C But this is what he said you see... A,B,C,D,E,F,G, H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O...... Q... R,S,T,,, U and V, W, X,,, Y then ZEE. Teacher frowned and tried to see How he could skew his A B C She said you mucked up, can't you see Because you failed, you can't go wee But can you please explain to me Just where on earth did go the P And Tommy answered with a hiss It's running down my right leg, Miss...