A Van Down By the River

I once underwent a very intensive intervention
during that period in my childhood known as teenage rebellion.
I had a session with a great motivational speaker
who claimed to live in a van down by the river.
"I very much like you did the things you now do,"
he said with a tone very harshly delivered,
"I'm now 35 years old, divorced and flat broke
and I live in a van down by the river.
You think you're all that, but I assure you you're not.
Live your life the way you are and you won't amount to jack squat!
You will end up being what you never ever considered,
busted broke just like me and living miserably in a van down by the river."
This man truly did save me from a life of misery,
because if not for he I would have never ever considered
how great life can be, as I now live my life so care free
in my van down by the river.
Copyright © | Year Posted 2011

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Dietrich Avatar
January 29, 2011 at 6:02 PM
wow, you took what he said and kind of turned it around to really suit another way of thinking. GREAT job, Billy. LUv, Andrea
Conway Avatar
January 29, 2011 at 2:51 PM
OMG I love this skit on SNL! Love how you took it and made it your own in this poem!~Tirzah~
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