A Twisted Fairy Tale

Cinderella doesn't need to be a glorified housekeeper dealing with the summer blues only her very own shack on the beach selling pina coladas and margaritas Cinderella doesn't need a fairy godmother only a magical starfish to grant all of her wishes at her command Cinderella doesn't need to go ballroom dancing only a one way ticket on The Disney Magic to Castaway Cay Cinderella doesn't need glass slippers, a tiara or a fancy ball gown only a pair of flip flops a hat made of straw and a crystal bikini Cinderella doesn't need to ride a pumpkin carriage only a surf board cruising the high seas on the back of dolphins Cinderella doesn't need a prince to sweep her from off her feet only a charming sea captain serenading the romantic songs of the Caribbean to win over her tender little heart forever