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A Tropical Heatwave



After this extreme heat wave we're going through A break will be absolute heaven on earth Temps in the low seventies with bright sunny skies AND NO HUMIDITY Humidity's a killer as you all well know You can be sitting absolute still Not exerting yourself even the tiniest wee bit And still, the sweat could be running down your face On men, it's manly On women, it's a great big no-no For exhibiting such unladylike tendencies Women don't sweat... they perspire Bull crap! They sweat just like us guys Given the choice, though I'd rather perspire to death Than burn to death... no contest But when you get right down to it I'd really rather pass away making love to Jennifer Aniston

Copyright © | Year Posted 2018




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Date: 7/4/2018 10:40:00 PM
Nice narrative, Jack!
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Jack Ellison
Date: 7/5/2018 4:29:00 AM
LOL Thank you, my friend... ummm Jennifer!!!!
Date: 7/4/2018 7:01:00 PM
Hey canuckie, whats uppie...I know, to much sweat...good thing or a bad thing...^WW^
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Jack Ellison
Date: 7/4/2018 8:51:00 PM
CHUCKLE!!! You tell me!!! We're wilting up here! Cheers, Jacko!
Date: 7/4/2018 8:04:00 AM
Giggles! Yeah, Jennifer Aniston could certainly brighten the gloomiest day ;p And I sweat. I do I do.
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Jack Ellison
Date: 7/4/2018 8:51:00 AM
Oh, that girl!!! Whatta cooker eh... always was madly in love with her!!! Still am! XOXOX