A to Z in a Funny Way

Albert the alabaster Albanian albatross
believed beyond the beyond
courageous candidates can connect
deliberately directing Deb’s delirious Dalmatian
enormous extreme efforts examined eloquently
forevermore futile forecasts flitted and fluttered
giving goosebumps to grouchy grumpy Albert
Helpful, heroic dotted Dalmatian herded hounds
intelligent intellect idealized illustrious illusions
jubilant joker joyfully jested in Jersey
Kalamazoo creatures creaked, cracked and croaked
locking in with lovely lamb-skinned liberals
Marvelous mannequins managed mottled makeup
Nefarious nightgowned ninnies necessitated knowledge
opulent Oscar winners whined about their porridge
perhaps perfectionists programs were purchased illegally
qualified questions were included in quivering quizzes
realistic responses reflected respectable reason
stressed starlings strutted and stroked
tricky tree frogs finished their fly soup
universal understanding underscored untold talent
vital verbose verse-sayers verbalized verses with veracity
why we wrote this will be wonderfully whispered
‘xtra ‘xplanations ‘xceed our ‘xpectations
your guess is as good as mine, and I am the creator
zealous zealots zig and zag in Zimbabwe
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